This is an ask blog for Lance Corporal Levi Rivaille of Snk. Everyone is to be put on cleaning duty until I can grow taller.
Pissy brats. Go find me some Windex.

(May occasionally reply with awful drawings. PC busted, so on MOBILE until recovery. The gif background of Drunk Rivaille is mine, nothing decent is, tho, hehe. And I know my playlist doesn't match the background this blog is full of angsty crap and sadness and feels I swear there is nothing quality here except Levi's character)

levithedisneyprincess:

maybeiwantthetrouble:

boazpriestly:

xdw94xd:

This is apparently coming out in 3 days.

In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think

I’ve been beta testing it and I can confirm it’s actually the greatest app ever. Full iOS release date is as specified, Android release this Spring.

It’s so intense, at one point during the first mission when radio contact was lost, I could hear them trying to contact me “Can you hear us?!” and I literally grabbed the mic and shouted, “I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT DO I DO?” even though that’s not how it works.

I’m just glad nobody was near me.

Only reason I want an Android phone, tbqh.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Alright yall sit your asses down I’m telling you a story

I have this app and it is one of my best purchases I’ve ever had. It endorses your running and makes you work.

The only downside is that it is fucking terrifying. One time, I was running, and got surrounded by zombies. Groaning and shuffling from all angles. And I have never ran that fast in my entire life. I completed my course(which usually takes 15 mins) in 5. I was also screaming a bit. I got some really weird looks, too.

So, morale of the story: This is a fucking scary app and I recommend it 100%.

hiimapsychopath:

zaynsbro:

slutformisha:

firstdandelions:

hELP

MY PARENTS SAID THAT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET AND THEY LIMITED IT TO 2 HOURS A DAY

I CAN’T LIVE WITH THAT

AND THEN I SAID: ‘MY FOLLOWERS WILL BE SO ANGRY’ AND THEY SAID: ‘OH REALLY, WHAT ARE FOLLOWERS EVEN FOR’

AND WE MADE A PROMISE THAT EVERY NOTE THIS POST GETS WILL BE +1 MINUTE EVERYDAY

24*60 is 1440

Dudes you got this kid ten days of internet per day

ten days of internet per day

I just don’t even